boo

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

well thou see'st, im very evil. teehee.

middle school is when you first start to realize you’re into some really freaky shit and trying to heavily ignore that you’re into it, being an adult is looking back at the freaky things and going “oh wait, this isn’t so bad if we add a little nuance to it”

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

Look outBig tooth cat in play place