Keep it ugly

stop arching your back boy you’re being dissected

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

funniest thing smallville did was make lex luthor clark's wingman.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...

Finally, a sport where cis men have an undeniable biological advantage.

I wonder if people with vulvas could achieve the same effect by growing a big dense bush & padding it for the suit fitting and then shaving it all off for the competition.

Can't wait for a couple of years in the future when we're all making jokes about the bug race that is gonna be so hard for new users to understand