Fully Functional

jim kirk, if you're out there [blows a kiss up at the sky]

The previously on to end all previously ons

one of my favorite things about the one with the whales is how no one from the enterprise crew knows what the fuck is going on when they get to the 80′s. most scifi time travel plotlines have one fucker in the group who ~just happens~ to study the particular period of history they travel to. this crew knows nothing. kirk thinks he knows something. He Does Not

fun fact! "sex appeal" was invented in the late 1980s when brent spiner was covered in pale facepaint and wore yellow contact lenses for a show called "star trek the next generation"

*record scratch* (Plain and Simple Voiceover) Freeze frame. I bet you're wondering how I got here...