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just keep practicing ici, one day you’ll get it
unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.
but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.
like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.
Read the post and loved it exactly for the potential of what's in the tags: uh oh now David made it funnnn and Shane, quick little bean that he is, riiiight as he's getting to the edge of the rink, about to be picked up and passed to mom, gets up and skates away to the middle of the rink and PLOMP lays down on his back, giggling and kicking his little skates. "Again, Dad (Shane does not call David daddy in front of his friends, he's not a baby!), again!!"
It doesn't help David and Yuna that everyone and their mother thinks this is the funniest, cutest thing ever and laughs, just spurring Shane to do it more and more.
OH MY GOD
coupled with the idea of shane's conversation with rose when he talks about how hockey got less fun because it got more intense and so so did he: the idea of ilya dramatically flopping on his back on the ice one day at camp when they're done running drills with the kids
and he is teasingly refusing to get up because he is dead now, hollander, can you not see this, and shane hesitates for just a second, grabs his hand, plants one of his skates, and just sends him sliding off towards the side of the rink, thinking about how his dad used to do it to him after every single practice
and ilya laughs and shane laughs and for this moment at least, being on the ice is nothing but Fun again
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shane as a teenager who still refuses to leave the ice after practice, but it's not for fun anymore. it's because he feels like he didn't do well today and needs to practice more, get faster, get better, get-dad, get OFF the ice. you're in the WAY.
just so frustrated with himself and mad because he's BETTER THAN THIS he KNOWS he's better than this. and david tries to get an arm around his shoulders and shane just defaults to. sitting down. go home if you want, he'll just-
the idea of david starting to gently swing protesting teenaged shane around by a shoulder pad until he can't help but smile at least because GOD dad you're SO weird, but rn it's just him and his dad on the ice together, and the spotlights feel a little less blinding
AAAA there's an adorable clip floating somewhere of Brad Marchand and his daughter on the ice and this child just completely drops and starfishes on the ice, and that dad knows what to do! He uses his hockey stick to push her leg until she's spinning like a little ninja star on the ice, only for the other child to plop down and demand the same. He had two little kids spinning like turntables and giggling like drains I love it
Extension on that of yuna or David with little toddler Shane. And how one day kids get carried for the last time or whatever, but he officially outgrew ninja star time, he just got too long and lanky and yuna had a moment about that.
David relives his glory days spinning the under fives at camp and becomes the favorite of three coach Hollander-Rozanovs. Ilya adopts it as a game for teammates kids in his quest to be superior uncle
GOD i know yuna BAWLED the day jackie tagged shane in a post on instagram of him doing turntable time with the pike kids when they came to the arena one night during a family event
her baby turntable now spinning baby turntables
guys your assigned ilya of the day is actually really really happy, did you know this?
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Ilya in the off season like girl dinner 🤪🤪 & it’s 4 pieces of white bread dipped in canned nacho cheese
the best thing about shane hollander is that hes literally cool. here's this guy who is fuckoff good at hockey like once in a generation talent (twice though because ilya is there <3) and he doesnt really drink he definitely doesnt party hes pretty soft spoken and keeps to himself (but they made him captain anyway. hes just that good) and is usually pretty stoic from an outside perspective and he can rattle off hockey facts and stats like hes got every wikipedia page memorized. AND hes fucking gorgeous. if he wasnt being tortured by being gay and having undiagnosed ocd and autism this shit would be nothing to him man
Ilya and Shane, on top of being The Lovebirds Of All Time, are best fucking friends.
Shane is the #1 person Ilya gossips with. Since Shane isn’t the best on picking up subtext, all of the drama Ilya has to share is a complete surprise to him. Which makes him both the most entertained by the gossip and the most entertaining gossip partner.
Shane has an extremely dry sense of humor, and in public he’ll whisper deadpan commentary into Ilya’s ear while Ilya tries not to cry laughing.
Ilya has a very dark sense of humor that makes most people who hear it uncomfortable, but not Shane. Shane thinks it’s absolutely hilarious every time.
Ilya and Shane love to sit in the same room, do separate activities, and barely speak to each other. Shane will read a book while Ilya plays a video game, and one of them will have their feet in the other’s lap.
While everyone in the league thinks Ilya is a huge asshole, Shane thinks he’s hilarious. In fact, Shane usually agrees with Ilya’s chirps and will not defend anyone against them.
I just love the idea that they’re absolute best friends.
I know the ldr hollanov I have nothing to say but I just wanna talk to you phone calls were so unbelievably pointless and lasted literal hours because they were both always so reluctant to get off the phone…. I just know Ilya was talking about the most boring parts of his day because he already talked in detail about all the important stuff and I just know Shane was asking questions like it was all he wanted to know about in this whole world….
sorry to keep going on about it and it’s barely worth pointing this out bc real ones already know and it’s not actually about the acting it’s just about the racism but
the fact that people think hudson’s acting was flat and wooden in heated rivalry is genuinely a testament to how well he portrayed shane
because that is who shane is. shane is barely holding it together bc all of his energy is being spent on managing to give a convincing portrayal of a Normal Guy. if he comes across as awkward and stilted and socially inept that’s because he’s an awkward stilted autistic guy who never got the hang of Participating the way that neurotypical people who grew up outside of the pro hockey pressure cooker did
people are shitting out these articles like ‘i watched a couple of clips of this guy and the acting was bad’ and calling it journalism. the series is less than 6 hours long, you really couldn’t be fucked to watch the whole thing and actually learn about the character being portrayed before you wrote the poc lead’s performance off as substandard and elevated a white guy in his place? Really?

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Image credit: Button - “Gay” with Stars. K.C Potter Center, Vanderbilt University. Publicly available as part of the LGBTQ Collections on JSTOR.
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ILYAWEEK DAY 3, favorite quote: heated rivalry, chapter 27
"I'm not here to make friends"
I am

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baby boy, honeybee, God, I love the way you look at me
when shanes autism gets involved in the sex >>>>>>>>>>>
he loves to get clear instructions and have a heavy weight squarshing him........