Foodlovepiesoul

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

"Now both of you calm down or I'll make you wear the shirt!"

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

*hour

Mama Frigga raised no rude ass boy

Periods are the only annoying thing that you wouldn’t want to go away unexpectedly.

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

this literally makes me so happy

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

MY MANZ

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that