Lazy and Bored

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

Yes to all of this, but I'm also pro-Laura who just does not want kids and wants to have sex

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.