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Not death. Not sulphur. Not even the usual lingering scent of overly expensive aftershave that Skulduggery insisted wasnât actually aftershave. Because, honestly, what did he even have to shave?
This was milk? And something warm? And faintly of litter?
Valkyrie stepped into the house, nose wrinkled. âI swear to god, if youâve started baking, Iâm staging an intervention.â
No response. Which was never a good sign.
She stalked through the foyer, ready for some dramatic reveal, maybe a demon head in the sink or a dismembered sorcerer in the bath. But when she got to the sitting room, she stopped cold.
There he was. Skulduggery Pleasant. Detective. Killer. War Veteran. Bane of Everyoneâs Existence.
Kneeling on the floor. Playing with two tiny kittens.
He froze when he saw her. One tucked into his arm like a football, another sitting in a shoebox wearing a napkin like a ceremonial robe.
âI can explain,â he said.
Her voice was calm. âAre those... kittens?â Her head tilted.
âNo.â Skulduggery deadpanned.
âOh my God.â She said, trying to stifle a grin.
âHelp. Theyâre attacking me.â
âKittens!â She exclaimed.
âValkyrie, I swear, Iâve never seen these creatures before in my life.â
âYou said you were dealing with a necromancer blood cult!â
âI was,â he said defensively, rising to his feet. The kitten under his arm climbed on his sleeve and dangled there. âThey used the kittens in a summoning. The ritual failed, and the poor things were left behind. I couldnât just leave them.â
âSo, you kidnapped them?" She questioned, her hands on her hips.
âI rescued them.â
She stared. âOh my god. You bonded with them.â
He turned away dramatically. âI am maintaining a professional distance.â
The kitten on his sleeve climbed up his back and perched like a tiny furry gargoyle on his shoulder. Skulduggery didnât react. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow, then laughed.
âYou have pets!â She gleefully exclaimed.
âTheyâre not pets,â he sagged. âTheyâre colleagues.â
âTheyâre licking their own butts!â she crowed. âAnd you bought them a banana bed! You absolute marshmallow!â
âI donât police how my colleagues groom themselves.â Skulduggery said as Valkyrie gently plucked the kitten from his shoulder, holding it up like an offering.
âHer name is kitten one,â he said softly.
âOf course it is.â She grinned.
âSheâs a warrior.â
âYou gave it a sword.â
âItâs a toothpick,â he snapped. âShe asked for it.â
âRight. And that one,â she paused, pointing to the kitten now trying to eat the napkin, âis named?â
âKitten two.â
âOf course.â
They both stood in silence as kitten two tried to jump out of the shoebox but fell over the edge, then tried to waddle away but fell over it's own paws.
Valkyrie sighed. âWeâre never getting rid of them, are we?â
âIâve tried,â he said. âThree times. I even left the front door open. Kitten one locked it behind me.â
She looked at him. The skeleton who had once torn open dimensions and stared down death.
And now?
He looked absolutely owned.
âYouâre ridiculous,â she said, sitting down next to him.
âI know.â
Kitten two jumped into Valkyrieâs lap, curled into a perfect little ball, and started purring like a jet engine.
She sighed again. âI guess Iâm ridiculous too.â
Skulduggery passed her kitten one. âWelcome to the resistance.â
I believe I still owe you guys a drabble about how Astarion adopts a stray kitten. So here you go. @mushy6902 this one's on you again! (Also I only googled what you could give a kitten for improvisation, don't take that as advice!)
Artwork by the wonderful @britonell â¤ď¸
Pairing: Astarion/Gn!Tav
Wordcount: 2,2k
After an autumn storm Astarion comes home completely drenched, under his doublet jacket he has a small kitten that's desperately trying to cling to the vampire's chest.
Astarion had gone out to run some errands - probably mostly threads for his embroidery projects and some new tomes he could brood over.
Heâd asked you if you would care to join but you had taken a look outside your tall living room window, seen the autumn storm brewing outside, making itself known with stormy winds and clouds passing over the moon and told him âthank you, but no thank youâ.
He couldnât catch a cold - you could, and werenât very keen on it.
Then you had cozied up in front of the lit fireplace with a goblet of wine - you had adopted Astarionâs inclination to it in no time - and a book. Surely, it had started to rain cats and dogs soon after. And because you were such a nice and thoughtful person you had already collected some towels for the vampire when he would return and curse the weather, looking like a wet puppy, his white curls all but flattened by the rain and drooping adorably around his pointy ears.
He took much longer than expected though but you werenât worried - he was a free man now after all and could do whatever he pleased.
So, you sat and read - Scratch had come over too when the storm had really started going. After your party had split after everything was said and done, youâd insisted on keeping the stray. So now he lived with Astarion and you in your little townhouse and very much enjoyed being spoiled by you.
Astarion didnât bond with the dog awfully much - ârather a cat person, my love, sorryâ - but he still sometimes could be found sitting in the window alcove reading with the dog in his lap, who received some head scratches.
Scratch had almost buried himself under the blanket you had spread over your legs now, when the first lightning strikes had turned into roaring thunder. You were gently patting his head and ears to soothe him while holding your book with your other hand. Focused completely on your reading you only looked up when you heard noises - and cursing - in the hallway.
You put your reading down and softly lifted the dogâs head from your lap to get up. As you walked in the hallway you saw the expected scene: Astarion completely drenched, hair dripping and cursing like a sailor.
âGods, I should have listened to you concerning the weather - you were rightâ, Astarion spat and made and disgusted face. âIâd say I am right more times than you would like to admit, my loveâ, you answered with a chuckle and grabbed the towels you had prepared but were startled when you realised there was something more.
The vampire seemed to have something inside his doublet jacket he had obviously tried to keep dry.
âWhat is it you have there, Astarion?â, you asked curiously and drew your brows together - somehow you were sure that it wasnât just books or a precious bottle of âa fullbodied redâ that he was carrying.
The vampire ignored your question. His face lit up when he saw that you were holding some towels: âOh, good thinking, my sweet, we could really use something to soak up all the godsdamned rain.â âWe?â, you replied confusedly and helplessly held up the towels.
Astarion carefully opened up his doublet and revealed a small furry creature. A small white kitten that was just as drenched as Astarion and desperately tried to cling to the vampireâs chest: small, scared, miserably shaking and meowing.
âOh no, whoâs this poor little thing?â, you cooed immediately and opened up your arms with one of the towels opened up so you might wrap the small kitten in it.
âReally? Thatâs how you treat a cat youâve just met when I am here - your cherished soulmate - just as wet and miserable?â, Astarion complained. âFor being so miserable you have an awful lot of breath to waste, my friend.â Astarion huffed in protest. âAlso you are not probably only a few weeks old and loudly meowing for helpâ, you continued and carefully took the kitten from Astarion who just as carefully handed the tiny little thing to you.
âOh, I could meow if thatâs what would help further my case with youâ, Astarion pouted while you cautiously dried off the kitten.
When the vampire just stood in front of you and said nothing while still dripping all over your hardwood floors you looked back up. âOh uh, thereâs another towel back there, my love, if you want to dry yourselfâ, you said and then went back to cradling your small new friend.
Astarion sighed dramatically and walked past you to grab the promised towel. âI already get the feeling, this was a mistake. Your heart so eagerly conquered by a cute little stray you just took inâ, he proclaimed theatrically, the back of one of his hands placed on his forehead.
âHmm, says the cute little stray that I took in and that conquered my heartâ, you replied matter-of-fact, not taking your eyes of the small animal and started to walk towards the living room and the burning fire there in the fireplace.
As you passed Astarion who was still trying to get his hair dry you threw your vampire a sideglance though; just to make sure heâd caught that. And, oh, he had. He smirked and winked at you, having heard exactly what he wanted from you.
You sat down in front of the fireplace. Scratch was immediately up and wagging his tail, smelling the newcomer. âYou be nice and keep your distance, Scratchâ, you warned the dog. âI guess our new friend is already scared out of their mind!â And so the stray layed down again, his head on the ground between his paws, looking up at you with puppy eyes. His tail was still lazily wagging in excitement.
The kitten was slowly stopping shuddering with the warmth of the fire starting to dry her fur, but she wouldnât stop meowing. Astarion came over to you after some time after he had put on some dry clothes. âI guess she doesnât want to be held by me. Will you hold her? Iâm going to look for something we can feed her in the kitchenâ, you explained immediately after the vampire had sat down on his knees in front of you. You cautiously handed over the towel with the kitten to the stunned elf who started to huff in protest: âNo, Tav, please you are the one good with animalsâŚâ âYou brought the small cat hereâŚâ âYes, but only because-â You were already out the door and halfway to the kitchen. You searched your brain for what you knew about what you could feed a cat that was still so small. Tomorrow you would have to go out and find proper nutrition for the poor small thing.
You rummaged through your cabinets and finally mixed together some milk, water, yogurt and eggs â at least for tonight that would hopefully suffice. In one bowl you had your improvised kitten food and in another you filled some water. Then you went back to the living room. Astarion had donned the towel and was holding the kitten against his chest where it had calmed down. But she still had her claws borrowed in Astarionâs doublet and apparently they went right through the cloth judging by the vampireâs grimace.
âWatch out, she got you, tigerâ, you joked as you kneeled down in front of him with the two bowls in hand. Scratch was up again too and sniffed curiously at the mixture for the kitten. But it was seemingly not much to his liking as he laid down again quickly.
âShould I set her down so she can feed and drink?â, Astarion asked you. He really seemed a bit overwhelmed with trying to care for the small furry thing. As she clawed at him again a soft âowwâ left his lips. âWe can at least try but we should pay attention Scratch doesnât get too close. He would probably be a bit much for our newcomerâ, you said and looked at the dog tentatively. But Scratch seemed to have taken the hint and had laid down a bit further and had just started to snooze peacefully.
Astarion slowly and carefully lifted the kitten from his chest, having to remove a claw or two with his fingers. He sighed as he looked down and saw some loosened threads in the embroidery: âIâm going to have to patch that up later.â Then he sat the small one down in front of the bowls. But the vampire did not let go f the small animal before he let one finger caressingly run over the creatureâs head and down itâs back. He almost seemed scared that it would run off. But the kitten did not. If anything, she seemed to even enjoy the vampireâs pets.
âSheâs so weird. Animals usually donât feel very comfortable around me â you know, the whole vampirism thing⌠They feel itâ, Astarion said absent-mindedly while he watched the cat slowly check out the two bowls. His red eyes were still observing her, a small warm smile was playing on his lips. Your own heart swelled with affection seeing how much he cared for this small being.
âWhere did you find her?â, you asked. The vampire reached out to the kitten again, softly stroking her why she drank a little water. The small blue eyes were wandering around the surroundings â cautiously. But she still moved up her head to get more of the vampireâs pets. âI guess she likes youâ, you said with a smile and kept your eyes on her before the Astarion could answer your previous question. âTrust me to get someone to purrâ, he smirked. âEww Astarion, not the timeâ, you moaned. You only received a chuckle and a smirk in response.
âI heard some meowing while everyone was scurrying from the rain in a small alley. I thought I was imagining it at first but there she was, a small little kitten, sitting alone in a small basket. It was completely drenched and it didnât look like its mother was still around. Maybe she was the runt of the litter. I⌠just couldn't leave her there, all alone and cold, in the darkâ, Astarion explained, his eyes miles away as he remembered the situation. But you could quickly see that that wasnât the only thing. It was apparent why he felt for the lost little creature.
âYou have a big heart, Astarionâ, you told him sincerely which made his gaze flick to yours. But his eyes immediately left yours again. He surely didnât believe what you said himself. At least not yet. That was okay though, you would tell him again and again until he didnât doubt himself anymore.
The kitten meanwhile was trying to feed from the mixture you had concocted but it seemed she was only really getting the stuff on her adorable little face.
Astarion kept observing her a little bit more, cocking his head. Then he shook his head and softly grabbed the small creature again. âItâs not going to work like this, little one, if you only keep rubbing your face in your foodâ, he said affectionately as he made to hold her with one hand. With the other he took some of the mixture with one of his fingers and then held it to the kittenâs snout.
And surely, after a few seconds she licked it off the vampireâs fingers. A big smile crept onto your face and your heart grew in size while you watched the scene. Scratch also had slowly come back and was pushing his nose under your arm so you would let him rest his head on your lap again. You allowed it and kept watching how Astarion slowly fed the kitten. Sheâd quickly grown more eagerly and had started using her teeth too.
âOww, will you stop biting me, you mean little thingâ, Astarion exclaimed and shook his hand. âServes you right, now you know how it feelsâ, you immediately threw in. The pale elf threw you a glance, saying âare you even seriousâ, but he kept allowing the cat to feed of his fingers until she seemed sated and her eyes grew heavy.
The vampire grabbed the towel that still laid next to him and lightly rubbed the mess of the kittenâs face. You offered Astarion the blanket from before to make an improvised bed for the small one on which he placed the cat carefully so she could get some rest.
âSheâll need a name if weâre going to keep herâ, you said as you both watched the fur ball breathe softly. âWell, we already have a dog called Scratch, maybe we can call her Biteâ, Astarion replied with a grin. You made a face at him and left the topic for the time being.
âWhat a fine assortment of strays we are, donât you think, my love?â, Astarion asked then and looked at you with warmth in his eyes. You leaned over and gave him a kiss. âFine, yesâ, you answered as you made to lay down and put your head into Astarionâs lap. âBut weâre not strays anymore, weâre home nowâ, you said with a smile and looked up at your soulmate. The vampire let his hands cup your cheeks and ran his thumbs over them lovingly: âAnd how sweet it is being home with you, my heart.â
Bonus: Enjoy this sweet little creature stare directly into your soul!
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