One hellish mess of a blob

i'm never gonna get into marvel fr but no one should be surprised about me thinking cyclops is conceptually sexy

guy who can't control his power is synonymous to guy who cums a lot to me personally but that's just me

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

No offense to all the Logans in the wide exhausting multiverse of Marvel but NO ONE ELSE is doing it like Evolution Logan. He doesn’t hit on Jean (because she’s his student). He growls and snarls and uses his claws for stupid shit like picking up apples. He rides a motorcycle like Deadpool would ride him. Genuinely a good teacher and cares about the wellbeing of the students. He’s shorter by at least a foot to teen Scott. He’s one of four adults at a school that has like thirty kids. He threatened to tell Jean how Scott feels about her if he didn’t man up and do it himself. He has a weird homoerotic rivalry with Sabretooth and a weird homoerotic bromance with Steve Rogers. He’s funny as fuck. I’m fairly certain he’s aroace. He wears an orange suit that shows off his chest. Hats off to him, no notes

now that i think about it, is there any vampire in avantris and its various domains that isn't attracted to women?

Still crazy to me that Jamity survived two Fate Touched adventures. What a woman.