#remy garou

[oc Alundra] (Ship: Alundra/Remy Garou)

Prime/OUAW AU where a fallen angel who guides lost souls dates a crime boss who's secretly a dragon and makes deals with souls.

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. Gideon Coal’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking warlock. That's right. He took his genasi fuckin' firey dick out and he pissed on my fucking warlock, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said, "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Gideon Coal, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? He fucked my warlock, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I'm not gonna piss on the еarth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!!! How do you like that, Obama?!? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplllllets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

What Garou and Kremy's relationship probably looked like:

Kremy: “My happiness?”

The design for Remy in his dragon form is inspired by @ghcstcd

Fat Babbbyy!!!