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this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.

grisser

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE

saintdollyparton

They get more incomprehensible each time lmao

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whitepeopletwitter

just-shower-thoughts

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

starklovebot

*deep inhale*

chrishemswortharchive

Your dog’s name is Mike, last name Hat? Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

samsfenders

queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

mjalti

that’s easily a Jesus cameo

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morenavbby

As a random thought...

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

askclint

Successful 92.6% of the time.

goesboldly

#the real reason they never have an extraction plan (x)

stuftzombie

Okay this has popped up on my dash again and I resisted the urge the first few times but now I can’t.

In college I was friends with a bunch of exchange students and went to a party off campus with them. After a couple hours the owners of the apartment called it a night but my friends wanted to continue to hang out. One of the other exchange students volunteered his place. Only problem was there were 10 of us and our only ride was a honda civic.

So we had a 6 foot tall Swedish dude with two Japanese girls on his lap in the front passenger seat, three Saudi students and me sitting in the back seat with two Thai students sitting on our laps and a Mexican-American woman driving.

I being paranoid asked, “What do we do if we get pulled over?”

The driver tries to look at me, “Do you speak another language or can you fake Swedish?”

“No, but I know ASL.”

She nodded, “Okay so the plan is if we get in trouble, no one speaks English and you’re Deaf.”

That was our plan guys.

morenavbby

This is the best comment I’ve ever had on this post.

carudamon119

stimminginthetardis

This is the best spiderman movie ever

zaynisamoonflower

I was never a huge fan of men with facial hair, but then he comes along…

BONUS: The Beautiful Husband

imlouistomlinson-deactivated201

#mood

16meets18history

“Did you know that 8 years ago today was the day that One Direction formed?”

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sebastiansource

Sebastian photographed by Gavin Bond for L’Officiel Russia.

outofcontextachewood

hausmusik

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

heypeach-deactivated-deactivate

Harry before calling a fan’s mom on stage Los Angeles 13/07 (video by @glitterguccistyles)

lolt64

those spheres at Target

giant buried clowns

gayestgen

they slumber

lolt64

sentinels

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shineeisforever

God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him