glittering gemini garbage

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

!!!!!sparks joy!!!!!

BRINGS GREAT JOY

THE BABY IS THE SAME SIZE AS THE TODDLER WHAT THE HELL????

I see we’re no longer being subtle

This post just shot me between the eyes

u ever rb something and then realize who the op is and then u gotta scramble to slap that shit off ur blog

I happily accept messages from friends who tell me I reblogged from someone trash because I can’t possibly know everything and I appreciate being told and given a chance to remove a reblog instead of people secretly thinking I’m terrible

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.

hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw

How dare you call me out like this

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

Pray. Show me your wares

I HAVE COIN

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

god this is so fucking funny