Lamp o' Soup

One of the funniest things of all time is tumblr nuking the perfectly safe picture of oreimo I posted here

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

I saw two deer in my yard last night and a crane fly over the lake. I was made to admire the beauty of nature not the harsh blue light of imaginary numbers

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

the paranoia my old job instilled in me of being monitored all the time has me googling shit like "do normal people goof off on their work computers" and "can IT see what im doing on my (personal) phone if im connected to work wifi"

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

at some point in your life you are going to do or say something racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted. Your goal is not perfection, your goal is to be the kind of person that the people you've hurt feel safe being honest with when that happens.