Laura

@wearepaladin

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ United you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

The supervillain sighs in frustration as he looks at the group of superheroes. “Alright raise your hands if you are adults?” he said. None of them did it. “This battle is canceled and tell your mayor we need to talk! today!” he said angrily.

I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song

Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.

Oh, you're stronger then me? Ahaha that's so cool- why don't you pin me down then? Huh?

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

It’s the only logical explanation

So that’s what the Monster Under The Bed is reduced to these days…

The economy sucks what do you expect

Gotta love the constant innovation of capitalism!

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the secret fifth season of Sherlock was real and came out tomorrow

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

These articles are from 7 hours ago

THIS WAS A JOKE

Dante was wrong. There aren’t nine circles of Hell. There’s also a 10th. And it’s where Castiel went for being gay.