I have no idea why I'm here

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

noah wyle thinks the problem for him not seeing the depth and feeling connected to fleabag is being of the little amount of episodes. but the real problem is that he just apparently can’t find a woman interesting enough to actually dive deep into a show like that which is a WILD thing to admit about a show with one of the most compelling female characters created in recent history

#Rating 9/10 is perfectly fine I guess I have no need to be told my fic is a 10/10 #i'm not fishing for compliments but I'm sure not fishing for a scorecard to be held up #I am not a gymnast I am not that cute or strong #I am three raccoons stacked in a trenchcoat and if we're all three stacked up and not falling over that's good enough for me #and I want to say I am very okay with constructive criticism and what not but most ao3 authors are not and none of them should have to be #we're hanging out on our front porch telling stories for fun to the neighbors and if you don't like it you can move right along (preserving zenaida's tags)

can confirm. I check bookmarks for comments and tags.

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

mutuals i'm giving you all little cat headbutts and walking over your keyboards and meowing annoyingly and purring very loudly while being in the way