Careless, not Creative

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry