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one aspect of Millennial nostalgia I seldom see anyone talk about is having learned certain words and phrases from a certain series of books books- through voracious fable devourment, if you will -and thus being totally unable to hear anyone say "inordinate" and be mentally normal about it, even a score of years later

"score" being a unit of measurement which here means "oh my god I'm 33 years old and I got Pavlov'd by the Lucky Smells Lumbermill"

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pasta puttanesca! pariah! horseradish! red herring!

#a series of unfortunate events

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one aspect of Millennial nostalgia I seldom see anyone talk about is having learned certain words and phrases from a certain series of books books- through voracious fable devourment, if you will -and thus being totally unable to hear anyone say "inordinate" and be mentally normal about it, even a score of years later

"score" being a unit of measurement which here means "oh my god I'm 33 years old and I got Pavlov'd by the Lucky Smells Lumbermill"

sapphofinch

teresa lisbon is less "if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up" and more like how cat owners describe their cats. this is my fuckass insane blonde man (rescue) (found in the garbage) who we have spent $2000 of the government funding on for tea bags and he has almost gotten me fired 20 times this week because he refuses to stop doing psyops on government officials for entertainment inbetween scrapbooking for his literal red string theory board and pissing me off on purpose. Yes I'm madly in love with him that's not the point right now

callmebrycelee

happy (belated) 50th birthday eric winter

i stare at you, i circle you.

#mohabbot #the pitt #samira mohan #jack abbot #they love each other #but he can only see her from the sidelines #like a pair of parallel lines #destined to always accompany each other but never meet

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first of all, a series of unfortunate events being 7+ on netflix is DIABOLICAL. secondly. that was so depressing.

#a series of unfortunate events #major character death #like why so many?!?!

raiin-dropp

He's so sweetheart he just wanted to live with his sister and Sunny

ripley-stark

fandom about some mf (is a man): you might dislike this character but you have to admit he's very interesting. even if you don't like him, he's a very well-written character. he's very complex. so even if you dislike him you should maybe reconsider that. because he's complex and interesting. and i think deep down he cares so much. there's a lot to analyze about his decisions, which he was force to make due to the terrible position he was put in. and if you don't like him you don't really understand the show tbh.

same fandom about a woman who has done comparable or much tamer things, with a much smaller fraction of fans: this may be a hot take but no one else has said this and i have to get this off my chest. some of you might like her but she is a TERRIBLE PERSON! she didn't have to do any of those things she did. she put herself into a bad situation, inconveniencing everyone around her and showing no remorse for it whatsoever. you may like her but i just don't get it!! if you like her or defend any of her actions, you are probably a real life abuser and hate women. so even if you do like her, maybe think about that. you can like her but you have to admit her flaws. otherwise you are encouraging women in real life to murder others and commit crimes, which is ignorant and wrong. her sympathetic scenes are not even canon because they're so manipulative, performative, and trite. such a waste of screen time very obviously trying to get us to feel bad for a MONSTER! she clearly didn't actually mean any of the good things she's done. deep down she is just a rotten human being with no motive but to make other people's lives miserable. i'm sorry but that's the truth.

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r*bby vs al hashimi

hg-aneh

Season 1: “You don’t have to obey the roles assigned to you.”

Season 2: “Love and free will can exist despite oppressive institutions.”

Season 3: “Actually, those institutions are so inescapable that reality itself has to be replaced. Also suicide is good.”

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the way i thought this was about samira mohan lmao. also yeah my aziracrow :(

idle-arcus

THE ROOKIE Chenford & their wordless conversations (*)

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"why do you love angst so much?"

oh idk, probably because i watched and rewatched a series of unfortunate events for two whole years during my formative years

#a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #god the number of major character deaths in that show

kandelyabr55

idkwhenimadethisaccountlol

baby jane doe in s3

missingthemantaray

sydcarmy

ashley=GONE!!!!

#chenford #bro bye #yas

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