WHO ARE YOU? FIND THE TRUTH

shawn playing one half of boy/girl twins not once but twice is crazy enough but the fact that each time the girl pleads with his character to remember that he is more than the violent dog their parent made him is too good.

still reeling from shawn hatosy’s “she could go to jupiter and he’d find her.” so true i also believe that king

when i was little i used to put worms in my big ass barbie house because i’ve always been a proponent of free housing. it also taught me an invaluable lesson of minding my business bc they dried up in there and died so id like to apologize for that. please don’t report me to peta

i fucking love building furniture. it’s like functional legos

i read stephen kings book on writing and that was massively helpful

i’ve been displaying a lot of decorum re: titus danforth and there’s no reason for it. he’s a sick and twisted and somewhat perverted bastard and i’d love to engage in psychological torture with him and i can’t pretend otherwise. if that dooms me to hell then so fucking be it. give me the plot of land next to ronald reagan i guess

i still think it’s really beautiful that shawn hatosy did audio porn after i told everyone he was in fact much freakier than expected. he never lets me down.

shawn hatosy is too funny to be this famous. when all the celebrities made the tone death imagine video during covid he made one of his own where he was singing the friends theme song. and he said something along the lines of “feeling pretty left out so he’s a video of me singing another very important song.” and when someone asked who he even was he said “im the guy in your mom’s spank bank bro.” we lost a good man to pr training