Maybe A Shakespeare Blog? Defintely A Mess.

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight