in need of love and affection please

Is this loss

If you see this on your DASHBOARD please re-blog so that the previous blog knows they haven't been muted!!!

Is this a thing right now?!!?

Unfortunately, yes!

😬

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

This post is about something in 2015, not this new one. They somehow have even less of a soul now than ever

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”

“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” - plato

You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?

and a sailor said quote Ain’t That A Hole In The Boat

Reblog to support gay cat

He’s thinking about them titties

Me when the tweezers come out: What… Me when the thing: NO! Me when the other thing: [breathless screaming]

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

“I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve sucked and seen your asshole, you said you were feeling sad so I wanted to check in on you”