I can do this all day.

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

It blows my mind that this is still an active post. I was 15 posting this; I am now 22 lmao

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

This post I made when I was 15 is still going strong you guys

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

god you’re so right

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

Okay but is your OTP even your OTP if one of them hasn’t tried to murder the other while brainwashed or possessed

i wish i had the self confidence and fearlessness of a chihuahua

update: bathbombs continue to be disappointingly nonlethal