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Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

so we’re all having an extremely weird time off it right now, huh? good thing we have tumblr, the social network that most exemplifies the “i’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me” feeling every time you post

3 questions: why

Who, in their right mind, would think about doing this!?!?????

Aw man I just spilled all my antique gunpowder collection better vacuum it up and aw dog there goes ma cigarette better suck that up too and oh shit

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

i hope i start my hot person phase soon

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

This is some 2017 mood

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

i love staying out of the loop. like, "lol whats happening?" i dont fucking know!