We Are All Mad Here

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

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[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

OMG

I have no idea what the h… this is. But OMFG I had to share.

C R Y I N G

@goldnephil

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

oh this dude does fuck

I think the reason why Tolkien keeps referring to “the bow of Legolas” and “the voice of Legolas” and “the arrows of Legolas” is that he doesn’t want to write “Legolas’s”

The is the truest truth I have ever reblogged.

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head