my joy takes nothing from you

turn that existential DREAD into existential BREAD amirite fellow young people?

Keladry of Mindelan: I am emotionless. Calm. Placid as a serene lake. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to change into my bully-stomping clothes and pick fights with the entire patriarchy. I will probably come back having adopted a new mistreated small animal and/or human. Have some bandages ready. 

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

Me introducing myself

This cured my mental illness

what the fuck is this

Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!

Sir, that’s my emotional support fanfic author.

Where are his legs