Wake up, we need you No more daydreaming

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

i have a suggestion

the bottom came really fast and was too overstimulated to continue and fell asleep as soon as the top pulled out so now the top just has to jerk off alone

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repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

i hate how mainstream rpf has gone. it should feel like a seedy backalley interaction while glancing over your shoulder to make sure no one's looking. it should be a secret that it's fine. you should have to, well,, know a guy who knows a guy...

one of my favorite things from conan’s remotes is when he starts actually irritating the people he’s doing the remote with and then doubles down on whatever he’s doing that’s pissing them off it never gets old (see: many members of the baptist choir he joins, the manager at the american girl doll place, etc.)