😖

*buys this couch at her estate sale after her tragic, unexplained death and notices there’s one more teddy bear than there used to be*

why does it look like a doll divine dress up game and not even one of the good ones

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

better than youtube

#it’s because everyone is in the post nut state of mind

don’t be like Sasuke

Explain

killed his brother

left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad

needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc

needed a redemption arc

tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.

Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.

used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in. 

Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever

still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman

Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans

sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

Sasuke would smoke weed

I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness

anyone know what the fuck is going on

sasuke is a fucking sack of shit who is way too powerful

no fucking joje i can imagine “goes to a maid cafe, doesnt get talked to, becomes outraged” as some kind of sitcom plot. like fucking seinfeld

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