Falkreath Stables

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Whenever I think about a LOTR Isekai Fic where the reader comes from our world, I always imagine a reader who is a big mythology nerd and woos everyone in Middle Earth by telling them these fantastical stories that they've never heard of, from a world they could hardly comprehend. I think all of the characters would be into that honestly, but I think that Frodo, Bilbo and Aragorn would be the most attracted to that. Like imagine sitting around the campfire with Aragorn and trading stories with him.

Today is a big day on the Spanish internet. Valentine's day in Spanish is "día de San Valentín", which sounds almost the same as "Sam va lentín", which is how, in some parts of Spain , you would say "Sam goes slowly".

oh and the post would probably make more sense if I actually shared any meme right?

People who never played Morrowind (understandable but sad) really miss out because in Skyrim, Solstheim gets introduced via DLC and its this weird place full of dark elves and gigantic bugs and Lovecraftian horrors and giant mushrooms and etc, but in Morrowind, you start out in the base game in the land of the dark elves and bugs and Lovecraftian horrors and mushrooms, until you get to the Morrowind DLC that introduces Solstheim at which point Solstheim is weird because then you have to take your plague-ridden messiah from the cramped and drug riddled streets of Sewertopia to the freak werewolf island where it constantly snows actual snow and not Accursed Volcano Ash and everything has proto Skyrim aesthetics.

I've been replaying Skyrim and Dawnguard's plot progression gets really funny if you think about it for more than 5 seconds