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The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

Bit off more than he can chew

While you got rained on I was studying the umbrella. The Katana umbrella... when you don't want your date to get wet.

The New Scooby & Scrappy-Doo Show takes it to strange new places.

Name just… rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it.

You know how it usually works. 

No matter what she’s doing. Standing in a giant footprint?

…bam, posture problems. That’s the Daphne posture.

Bonus points for the Shaggy face problems here, too.

Heck, even in this episode itself! Picking up Scrappy?

Bam. Daphne posture. This show knows how it works.

…so what the heck is this? 

11° off-axis Daphne?!

Look what it takes to align. 

8 years riffing on animation, and I’ve never seen that.

What’s goin’ on with Mountain Goat Daphne, The New Scooby & Scrappy-Doo Show?!

Photoshop edit by me.

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up