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happy first day of pride everyone

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS

like it is genuinely impossible for me to imagine a use case for this law that isn't just "being racist in a way that feels so outmoded it's almost quaint." you know people can kill each other with regular knives, right?

second-strangest part is that their definition of "ninja sword" includes certain kitchen knives but excludes odachi

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Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

I went back and watched it again with sound on for the moo, and I wasn't sorry.

what if you invited so many workplace violations in your gameshow that your employee asked your wife how big her dick was. wouldn’t that be a crazy way to start a season. you’d probably save that episode for like the middle right. ease new viewers in? or…. no? first episode? oh oka- hey man did you ask any lawyers abt this? three??? girl that can’t be right.