alexandra

why can’t anyone on this website be normal

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

Not all heroes wear capes

Ima hit the barber up

Lmao!!

why’d she resign

couldnt handle the truth

This still fucking cracks me up

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

mcsnatched

these look fine to me