Announcement: f1 pussy curse fest is coming NEXT MONTH
What is it?
An f1 fest focused on one of our most beautiful tropes, the pussy curse and its close sister, turned into a girl. It will be a chill promt based fest that also allows you to do your own thing and there will be no minimum wordcount.
Wait what's a pussy curse?
Pussy curse or 'woke up with a pussy' is a trope where a character who previously didn't have a pussy suddenly gets one. It's a flexible trope that allows for any cause of a sudden pussy and any method of getting their dick back, though orgasm or getting fucked are common ones. Sometimes the curse is known to characters and sometimes it's a surprise new pussy and they have to figure out what to do. This trope encompasses any sudden magical genital change.
When will it happen?
Promting and sign-ups open: July 15
Prompting closes: August 15
Reveals: October 15
Who is behind this?
@the-odds-are-there and @forcederror
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drop the merc ad analysis pretty pretty please? š„ŗš
Ask and ye shall receive, anon.
Disclaimer: I am analyzing this strictly through an RPF lens. If I imply any kind of agenda by the team to portray the drivers a certain way, I am saying that as a writer of fanfic! Nothing about this is serious. Quite literally an exercise in absurdity.
I feel it is imperative to immediately acknowledge that the music underlying this ad is a cheap knockoff of the Succession soundtrack, which does feel as though theyāre inviting this sort of analysis. And who am I to refuse the call?
If youāve not watched the ad, go do so. If you refuse, for whatever reason: the premise is that the drivers overhear engineers discussing a product that promises to be āself-driving, self-protecting, self-optimising, and self-healingā and become paranoid that they are being replaced with self-driving technology.
The first thing that strikes me about this ad is, right off the bat, Kimi is both the one who first realises the potential threat to both of their careers, and takes the active role in starting the conversation (via text message) with George. This doesnāt, upon first examination, seem terribly significant in and of itself; George is physically present in the room where the discussion about the technology is happening, while Kimi is listening in from another location. However, the framing is interesting.
Kimi, the first driver we see, is the focal point of all shots heās in. Heās framed like a protagonist.
George, appearing after him, is portrayed among the gaggle of engineers, appearing as merely one cog in the Mercedes machine.
Now, it would be a massive stretch to try and glean anything substantial from these observations, as theyāre all fairly unremarkable in and of themselves, easily handwaved as circumstantial; but they do become more interesting when taken alongside the rest of the video.Ā
The initial text message exchange between the drivers is as follows:
You hear that? š«
I didā¦Iāll check it out š«”
Mateā¦theyāre all-in šš
In the conclusion of the āfirst actā of the ad, Kimi is shown receiving Georgeās text.
Once again, his framing comes across as that of a central character, as does the fact that the segment both starts and ends with solo shots of him.Ā
As for the next segment?
Kimi again! We jump immediately from Kimi, alone and contemplating Georgeās observations as they are conveyed via text, to Kimi physically training, distracted by the prospect of being replaced by self-driving tech.
We then cut to a stone-faced Kimi, standing before menagerie of microphones in a press gaggle, before he turns and storms out of frame.
And third, we get this silly shot of a behelmeted Kimi, desultorily twirling pasta in the Merc cafeteria.
Then, the focus turns to George:
We see him lowering his face down onto what I'm fairly certain is a massage chair (though one anon insists it's a sex chair, which is entirely possible and only strengthens my case), before the camera cuts back to Kimi, investigating (in Italian), what some of the unfamiliar terms used to describe the foreboding tech actually mean.
We then flash back to George, at home (or possibly in a hotel room), dozing in bed as text messages from Kimi pile up.
George?
George.
GEORGE!
What about US? ššš
George doesn't say anything, or even text Kimi back; he just kinda shakes his head and meeps eyelashingly.
Now, you might be saying: "Gosh, 'What about US?' sure does sound awfully mercesty." And to that I say, true, but that's tangential to the main course.
What I find especially interesting about this segment is the contrast, specifically along the active/passive axis.
Despite Kimi's worry and neediness, he's still framed as a far more commanding and dynamic presence; he's training, he's representing the team to the press, he's there in the workplace eating among his colleges. As the end of the video will reveal, both drivers have been wallowing in paranoia, but Kimi is the only one shown taking the initiative to learn more about the technology.
George's framing, by contrast, is wholly passive; he sits in a chair waiting to receive a massage, he doses in bed while receiving text messages. He is no less concerned than Kimi, but seems unwilling or perhaps unable to bring himself to push back against what he fears may be his fate.
Now, you're probably thinking that what I'm describing sounds terribly un-Georgish. And I agree! But this isn't the Merc drivers as their authentic selves; this is the Merc drivers as the team wants their public personas to appear. So what, then, does that say about how they'd like to portray Kimi, versus how they'd prefer to portray George? I'll let you chew on that.
Finally, please take note of the cock shame/cock confidence poses in the final scene. I think that speaks for itself.
Oh, and a postscript: there's a little scene at the end wherein George laments that he wishes they (the drivers) were self-healing, like the technology allegedly is. Kimi, with a shit-eating grin, reminds George that he, unlike pushing-thirties George, still is young enough for that to basically be the truth.
This is the last shot of the video, by the way. It begins and ends on Kimi.
Because of course, beyond all else, we must be sure to remind George that he's no longer Daddy's favorite teenager whenever possible. Birthday video analysis throwback, anyone?
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do you read fanfic for a fandom you haven't engaged with otherwise?
no and I wouldn't
no but I'd try
yes and I liked it
yes but it's not for me
I don't think ppl should read fanfic without understanding the source material
Walter White
Voting ended onMay 27
just stumbled across a video of someone asking for fic recs and when asked what fandom they replied 'any' and my mind short circuited, pls add your thoughts in the tags
21st Century Cool Girl | Daniel/Lando | Explicit | 7k words
Danielād had a lot of sex all over the world. No matter how boring or uncomfortable it ended up being to wait out some guy grunting on top of her while a thick tarp rubbed her back raw, she knew itād be a good story. Fucking in front of a melting glacier, both of them in boots and mitts to avoid frostbite. Being bent over a dirt bike that wasnāt wide enough to take the rocking and kept threatening to topple. Each one a snapshot in her mind. Click. Click. Remember that time whenā¦
Rule 63 Daniel runs into Lando at a music festival. (on AO3)
Hello, I'm turning to you as the greatest scholar of Galex fic. Do you know that fic where George turns into a girl and he and Alex have sex but it's quite fraught and one of them leaves. Then George puts on some pretty lingerie and drives to Alex again but by the time he gets there he's already turned back into a guy. And Alex fucks him anyway.
It must be a few years old. I remember it so well and I was so sure it's famous but I can't find it anymore š¢
after a consult with @janinaduszejko, i think you're thinking of the absolute classic pirales fic indentation in the shape of you by @baking-soda. such a banger, and i had a great time revisiting it just now (but if you weren't and there is a galex fic with the premise i need everyone to get in my inbox immediately)
i also had a great time looking through the galex temporary sex swap tag just in general, so i want to recommend some other bangers from the archive while i'm here!
unsafe release by @latecomersprivilege, which i somehow missed when it was posted! but it's a perfect little sex swap morsel with a perfect stroppy george
and of course JD's genre-defining hips, bend of legs, negligent falling hands all diffused which never gets any less hot no matter how many times i read it. and then if you're looking for lingerie, you could read her beautiful lingerie tumblr fic
(and then you could also read my fic too if you wanted)
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Anon this was SUCH a good ask but it took me wayyy too long to answer and Iām so terribly sorry about that
5. I will give this slot to chalex over a couple alternatives, because anytime Iām lowkey playing with a galex breakup in my mind palace Iām always like āand Alex should fuck Charles.ā I do think Alex thinks heās hot and ALSO the public perception of Chuck being hot is so widespread that it would make George very jealous :3 Also Alex wishes he was Charlesās dog! Thereās also a boost from the fact that Iāve been tossing them around for a potential fic (itās SO low priority rn pls no hopes up), so. Congrats Charles, youāve made the cut.
4. Carbono, NOT because I think itās in any way real or even that they like each other, but because I find it kind of delicious that they donāt. I had a phase last year where I was always perving on various mental scenarios where Evil JV could like. Force them to have sex with each other for Evil JV reasons. And of course, my threesome #mythreesome
3. The third podium slot goes to Alex/JV. Listen. I LOVE unethical workplace relations. I LOVE them. I still mourn the 10k words I wrote for them last year and eventually had to throw in the trash because Alexās floppage was so severe that it ruined my premise. But tbh I honestly do like optimise, maximise, despite it being my least-read fic by a huge margin. Like I do think I cooked with the weird BDSM dynamic there, even if Iām not really sure that I effectively conveyed what I wanted to convey with it lol.Ā
2. Norbon ā duh lol. I loveee norbon. Itās unrequited but I also wouldnāt say that, like, the emotional investment is wholly unrequited? Like Alex will never feel for Lando what he does for George, and is also obviously highly capable of being mean to Lando, but I do think he does genuinely care about him. So, in a premise where heās genuinely aware of Landoās feelings for him (more BWOC than premature), I love it as a source of emotional turmoil for him, because he does like Lando, and he would fuck Lando, but it doesnāt really mean anything to him, not like what it would mean to the boy with the poster on his wall. Omg I really need to get back to my norbon.Ā
1. GALEXā¦ they are everything. The sun and the moon. The sea and the sky. The alpha and the omega, not in the omegaverse way but how Jesus meant it. And in the omegaverse way. Real People Facts and Logic. They conceived a baby in Miami last year and god willing they will do it again. Everything in the world is galex. Never forget that.
great question i think it has to be charles and alex because they inspire oscar's passions, but in opposite directions.
charles/oscar: you didn't know oscar was capable of being horny until you see him beside charles, like no one has ever been so thirsty and so unashamed of showing he's thirsty because like IT'S CHARLES LECLERC oscar has to visibly shoot his shot. oscar is so animated around charles, just walking the paddock waving with his hands, more expressive than we've ever seen him. honestly the most expressive oscar has ever been around lando was when they were both making fun of charles. oscar is chilling on the dock just waiting to see if charles happens to be heading to his yacht hoping to catch that invite.
alex/oscar: the same but opposite, alex is the only one who's ever seemed to get under oscar's skin and honestly vice versa. that podcast with oscar where it's revealed that he and logan are actually best best friends, and alex does nawt know what to do with himself. he keeps trying to make fun of them for being codependent and oscar keeps being like, the joke you're making is actually a true thing that happened we're even closer than you think. so alex pivoted and started making fun of oscar's padel skills and he kept that up for the entire rest of the season and oscar looked to be so much fun to tease about it!!! he kept getting visibly frazzled. oscar got in alex's head during that interview somehow, but alex got in oscar's head for the rest of the season. someone would start saying pa-- and oscar would be like WHAT SHIT IS ALEX TALKING ABOUT ME NOW. WHAT HAS ALEX SAID. WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT ME.
the thing about oscar is that mostly he's a polite cat but then circumstances arise and you realize his main desire is actually to smash. he wants to smash the ball into the hole in fake cricket golf. he wants to smash the tamagochi against the table. he wants to smash charles (sexually). he wants to smash alex (also sexually but first aggressively).
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