Ellie🏳️‍🌈

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Let’s do this.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

Fingers crossed!

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Him Face. Bring me some luck.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

@thebibliosphere

Yes