More Issues Than Vogue

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

troy bolton chad danforth potter you were named after the two raddest Wildcats i ever knew now take this basketball and get your head in the game

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

If he’s your man why is he laying me gently in the cold dark earth

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”