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men can look like literal sewer rats on a good day & then have the audacity to say you look different irl compared to pictures online like sir you have the plague
Two girls fall in love over 30 years after meeting as children on a school exchange, in an advert which has gone viral in the UK.
This advert (which is obviously absolutely not mine, by the way, it’s showing all over the UK atm) has gone completely viral over the last few days, and to get the obvious out of the way:
Imagine your OTP.
YES, bring on the Destiel AUs of this, the Drarry and Wolfstar AUs of this, the Dreamhunter and Naomily and Johnlock, etc. AUs of this. (Heck, even my fellow little niche Politics RPF nerds might be angling for Clameron and Camerband AUs of this…)
BUT most importantly, ten years ago I can’t imagine this being put on the TV. Even five years ago, it’s hard to imagine the lovely reaction there has been to this being so prevalent.
We’ve still got a long way to go, obviously. But moments like this make it more likely we’ll get there.
Also, have tissues.
(And yeah, seriously. Imagine your OTP, NOW. :))
(Destiel people, there’s even a MIXTAPE :))
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I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination
I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight
I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight
who here still remembers old hetalia fandom memes?
here’s a slap in the face with a big ball of nostalgia, brought to you by VINTAGE HETALIA MEMES:
spain’s ass
hair curls = erogenous zones
austria’s piano
“you will get pregnant and die”
doitsu
germany’s marukaite chikyuu in general
wicked hipster pink
hungary = yaoi fangirl
gutters
fruk vs usuk wars
“auf wiedersehen, sw–” *SCREAMS OF GERITA FANS*
reblog and add more if you remember!

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Honestly, the biggest problem with Fully Automated Capitalism is that there’s like…no room for forgiveness. No space for human compassion. It’s like when you’re at the grocery store and your total comes up to one (1) dollar more than you have, but there’s no one to say “It’s fine, don’t worry about it.” There’s no where along the line where some person gets to decide “Shit, 50 cents is totally not worth ruining someone’s entire day over.”
And like, I understand that Capitalists, the actual bosses and owners and creditors, have always been cold and uncaring. But historically there was usually some place down the line where someone could say “Look, I like you, so I’m gonna cut you a break.”
Idk like…I remember being a teenager and making jokes about old people being afraid that online banking was gonna steal their identity or that the internet was gonna take their life savings away if they clicked the wrong button. But like, the idea of your entire livelihood being determined by numbers on a screen that no one has any real control over is pretty terrifying when you get down to it.
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art
its other message is that its okay to be an outsider, and its not your fault, its because society is unfair and ruled by assholes

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greek goddesses: achelois
a minor moon goddess whose name means “she who washes away pain”.
“Watson and Kiko, two very affectionate dogs who absolutely adore Harry their little brother cat” by Lori Dorn
I can’t stop looking at this and cooing.
Neruda (2016)
CHAOS CHAOS
My last braincell during an urgent situation
OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY
I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed
Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

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Im feelin happier than a hashbrown!
sometimes i want to pull my hair out because i want to see just ONE female character i can relate to in terms of their romantic/sex life
i want to see a girl in her mid twenties who has never been kissed
i want to see a girl who is confused because she has literally no experience
a girl that has panic attacks when she thinks of sex and cant stop thinking about what kissing is like while also being terrified of it
a girl who cant figure out her sexuality because she’s never gotten to try
a girl who self destructs because shes terrified of how bigger her baggage gets with age
i’m sick of seeing woman in tv and movies who date and have sex and still have relationship hangups, not because that doesnt exist but because i cant relate to those women
i want to turn on the tv and see a 25 year old woman who has never been with anyone, was genuinely not looked at for a long time and has become terrified of attention, who’s anxiety cheats them out of dating, who greets every birthday with this feeling of dread in the pit of their stomach because they’re getting older and older and it feels weirder and more wrong with every passing year
i know i’m not the only woman like this, but with the way the media is, it’s maybe the most alienating baggage i carry. everywhere i look, it’s weird that this is my experience. i feel ashamed and i feel scared that i one day have to tell a person to their face that i’m am adult who has never had a first kiss. its terrifying and consuming and confusing and awful. you start to believe it isnt meant for you - not just sex, or intimacy, but fucking love itself. because you dont turn on the tv and see people like you. “unlucky in love” means slightly clumsy and loud on dates and fear of commitment. its a quirky girl who probably has had sex with multiple people and just ~cant figure it out~!!!!!
i want a girl who feels so alone because she literally always has been
that’s what i wanna see