every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
@last-dinonuggett reminder for future me to schedule this for the next few years. the last year I did it for is 2026, which doesn’t end in a 5 or a 0 because I am a dick even to myself.
Sincerely, 2021 Me



























