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Well now my "period acknowledgment" war cry just got weirder...

My work cohort is going to be very confused the next time I injure myself.

today is a good day for fandom archeology. that is, digging through LJ comms for house fic that has been lost to the ages....

waybackmachine firefox extension btw. you can view previous backups and even set it up to back up every webpage you visit if it hasnt been backed up in a certain window of time. essential for digging for fic imo!

y’all havin a good september?

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

What the fresh fuck

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

I wish I was a pawn so I could be forcefemmed into a pretty princes

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

never seen a notes total as a punchline before

Since I've gotten dozens of asks and comments about this, NO, my sister still hasn't seen this post, but she is gay now

Forgot to add, but you can now order realistic art!