John

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

i hope this e-mail finds your g-spot

i hope this e-mail finds your g-spot

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

*looks at you with a mixture of pity and contempt* you will never be russia’s greatest love machine

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map

you will never be y/n