idk man

Does anyone know what to do

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

vader handled obi wan disappearing upon death really well considering it was the first time that ever happened . he didn’t let out a girlish shriek or anything

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)