cargo pants bonanza

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for