well, I'm not being an individual on my own

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

listen I understand why anyone writing a bodyguard au for hollanov defaults to ilya being the body guard and shane being the superstar. but I just think we're collectively sleeping on the appeal of playboy celeb ilya rozanov getting scuffed like a kitten by his deadpan, no nonsense security detail, shane hollander

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

He is like “look at me! Look at me Shane! Look how amazing of a husband I would (will…) be! Please pick me 🥺”

The way I giggled…..

I’m standing in the hallway like aN IDIOT. Scott Hunter is rIGHT NexT DoOR

LMFAO this is my new headcanon

The tag on ao3 "Shane Hollander walks Ilya Rozanov like a dog" my personal favorite tag of the fandom

Ilya rozanov core

GENUINELY HEAVENLY????