Conceal, Don't Feel

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

they actually banned tik tok in america. before guns. im-

the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

I just wanna be romanced I want flowers and little love letters and random phone calls and lots and lots of affection

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 (romantically)

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough