"Nobody alive can comprehend my sexual preference!" - Alucard

they didn’t ban yaoi

And so a single star shines on us in this endless night of oppression and despair

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

this is the last robert pattinson matching the tablecloth tuesday in 2021

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Romeo and Juliet

I am so deeply fascinated by this post. I can’t relate at all, but the notes are filled with people describing the exact moment they perceived themselves or gained consciousness. I feel like an alien reading it, trying to understand humanity. I’m losing my mind.

Every day Connecticut Clark and Malfina show up on my dash I count myself blessed

hey @staff @support where are those images?? where are they? where the FUCK are they????? what did clark ever do to you??????

staff has gone way too far this time.

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

They used to let us show tits