for some reason i keep collecting languages

Sooo

The next bracket

who yall voting for?

at the top of my head (feel free to suggest additions in comments) :

cc -> coucou = hi

pq -> pourquoi = why

prcq/pcq -> parce que = because

svp/stp -> s'il vous plaît/s'il te plaît = please

dsl -> désolé = sorry

tkt/tqt -> t'inquiète = don't worry

mdr -> mort de rire = dead of laughter, akin to lol, tho we also use lol in french

Jsp -> je sais pas = idk

Osef -> on s'en fout = no one cares

Blc -> bas les couilles = idc

Trkl -> tranquille = easy

Oklm -> au calme = easy

Ptn -> putain (can be repurposed as pétain) = fuck

cv -> ça va = hyd

tfq/tfk -> tu fais quoi = wyd

pg -> pas grave = no biggie

tg -> ta gueule = shut up (it's funny being a tg (tokyo ghoul) fan sometimes lol one of my favorite mangas is 'shut your damn trap')

rpz -> représente = representing

vdm -> vie de merde = fml

and the most important one yet :

fdp -> fils de pute =

(but be careful !!! in some spaces, fdp means frais de port !!! which means shipping fee !!!! so the sentence "j'ai eu un problème avec les fdp" can mean either "I had a problem with the shipping fees" OR !! "I had a problem with these sons of bitches")

tgcm -> ta gueule c'est magique = a wizard did it

y en a plein que j'ai jamais vus :O y compris "prcq" -- que perso j'ai tendance à écrire "psk" ("paske" = parce que = bc)

@+ -> à plus (tard) = see ya (later)

à tout'/à toute -> à tout à l'heure = see ya (soon)

asv ? -> âge/sexe/ville = age/gender/city = a/s/l?

askip -> à ce qu'il paraît = it seems/i heard that...

slt tlm -> salut tout le monde = hi everyone

tgcf -> ta gueule c'est français = stfu it's french

you don't know how big is my smile is right now

ICE HAS REBRANDED THEMSELVES AS HSI, PLEASE BE CAREFUL AROUND PEOPLE WEARING A VEST THAT SAYS HSI!!!

[For those that don't want to scroll up: ICE rebanded themselves to HSI. people with a vest that says ICE or HSI you should stay F A R away from!]

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in your target language

Animal: dog, cat, fish, bird, cow, pig, mouse, horse, wing, animal

Transportation: train, plane, car, truck, bicycle, bus, boat, ship, tire, gasoline, engine, (train) ticket, transportation

Location: city, house, apartment, street/road, airport, train station, bridge, hotel, restaurant, farm, court, school, office, room, town, university, club, bar, park, camp, store/shop, theater, library, hospital, church, market, country (USA, France, etc.), building, ground, space (outer space), bank, location

Clothing: hat, dress, suit, skirt, shirt, T-shirt, pants, shoes, pocket, coat, stain, clothing

Color: red, green, blue (light/dark), yellow, brown, pink, orange, black, white, gray, color

People: son, daughter, mother, father, parent (= mother/father), baby, man, woman, brother, sister, family, grandfather, grandmother, husband, wife, king, queen, president, neighbor, boy, girl, child (= boy/girl), adult (= man/woman), human (≠ animal), friend (Add a friend’s name), victim, player, fan, crowd, person

Job: Teacher, student, lawyer, doctor, patient, waiter, secretary, priest, police, army, soldier, artist, author, manager, reporter, actor, job

Society: religion, heaven, hell, death, medicine, money, dollar, bill, marriage, wedding, team, race (ethnicity), sex (the act), sex (gender), murder, prison, technology, energy, war, peace, attack, election, magazine, newspaper, poison, gun, sport, race (sport), exercise, ball, game, price, contract, drug, sign, science, God

Art: band, song, instrument (musical), music, movie, art

Beverages: coffee, tea, wine, beer, juice, water, milk, beverage

Food: egg, cheese, bread, soup, cake, chicken, pork, beef, apple, banana, orange, lemon, corn, rice, oil, seed, knife, spoon, fork, plate, cup, breakfast, lunch, dinner, sugar, salt, bottle, food

Home: table, chair, bed, dream, window, door, bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, pencil, pen, photograph, soap, book, page, key, paint, letter, note, wall, paper, floor, ceiling, roof, pool, lock, telephone, garden, yard, needle, bag, box, gift, card, ring, tool

Electronics: clock, lamp, fan, cell phone, network, computer, program (computer), laptop, screen, camera, television, radio

Body: head, neck, face, beard, hair, eye, mouth, lip, nose, tooth, ear, tear (drop), tongue, back, toe, finger, foot, hand, leg, arm, shoulder, heart, blood, brain, knee, sweat, disease, bone, voice, skin, body

Nature: sea, ocean, river, mountain, rain, snow, tree, sun, moon, world, Earth, forest, sky, plant, wind, soil/earth, flower, valley, root, lake, star, grass, leaf, air, sand, beach, wave, fire, ice, island, hill, heat, nature

Materials: glass, metal, plastic, wood, stone, diamond, clay, dust, gold, copper, silver, material

Math/Measurements: meter, centimeter, kilogram, inch, foot, pound, half, circle, square, temperature, date, weight, edge, corner

Misc Nouns: map, dot, consonant, vowel, light, sound, yes, no, piece, pain, injury, hole, image, pattern, noun, verb, adjective

Directions: top, bottom, side, front, back, outside, inside, up, down, left, right, straight, north, south, east, west, direction

Seasons: Summer, Spring, Winter, Fall, season

Numbers: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 30, 31, 32, 40, 41, 42, 50, 51, 52, 60, 61, 62, 70, 71, 72, 80, 81, 82, 90, 91, 92, 100, 101, 102, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 10000, 100000, million, billion, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, number

Months: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

Days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Time: year, month, week, day, hour, minute, second , morning, afternoon, evening, night, time

Verbs: work, play, walk, run, drive, fly, swim, go, stop, follow, think, speak/say, eat, drink, kill, die, smile, laugh, cry, buy, pay, sell, shoot(a gun), learn, jump, smell, hear (a sound), listen (music), taste, touch, see (a bird), watch (TV), kiss, burn, melt, dig, explode, sit, stand, love, pass by, cut, fight, lie down, dance, sleep, wake up, sing, count, marry, pray, win, lose, mix/stir, bend, wash, cook, open, close, write, call, turn, build, teach, grow, draw, feed, catch, throw, clean, find, fall, push, pull, carry, break, wear, hang, shake, sign, beat, lift

Adjectives: long, short (long), tall, short (vs tall), wide, narrow, big/large, small/little, slow, fast, hot, cold, warm, cool, new, old (new), young, old (young), good, bad, wet, dry, sick, healthy, loud, quiet, happy, sad, beautiful, ugly, deaf, blind, nice, mean, rich, poor, thick, thin, expensive, cheap, flat, curved, male, female, tight, loose, high, low, soft, hard, deep, shallow, clean, dirty, strong, weak, dead, alive, heavy, light (heavy), dark, light (dark), nuclear, famous