you'll land on your feet.

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

Writing a play right now where the main character is an antique gun collector. About 50 guns are hung on the wall in the first act and they all need to be fired by the third.

“it happens to the best of us” well im not the best so whys it happening to me

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you