Your Local Bard TM

I love seeing posts from people who have just started listening to tma and don't know anything yet. like "jon and martin have kind of a wierd dynamic going on, are they gay or is that just me?" yeah idk what you're talking about. I think you're imagining it. personally I don't see anything there

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

I'm so irritated that I can't remember important things on purpose but I can passively and completely accidentally remember that the Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license. Today's episode was written by Jonathan Sims, produced by Lowri Ann Davies and directed by Alexander J Newall. Today's episode featured Jonathan Sims as hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myse-

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but you just lost the game

"I asked chatgpt" Okay, well I read the statement of Hazel Rutter regarding a fire in her childhood home Original statement given August 9th, 1992 Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, The Archivist Statement begins Hello, John Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading