star crossed

Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

#they're starting to comment #that was phase two before they started commandeering people's posts with phishing links #report as spam and block immediately or this will become plague-tier VERY quickly #follower count is NOT worth it i *promise* you

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

Is she fucking the alligator?

I assume based on the name of the movie it is about a woman lying to her husband about having an affair with a cartoon crocodile