Fakir Did Nothing Wrong.

Made the tutus in the sims and fakir immediately started crushing hard on duck. Mytho is livestreaming video games. I couldn’t ask for more accurate behavior

I think it’s important to mention she shows zero interest in him outside of being friends. Instead she wants to hit on rue. Who’s married.

Made the tutus in the sims and fakir immediately started crushing hard on duck. Mytho is livestreaming video games. I couldn’t ask for more accurate behavior

it is frustrating to be in a fandom where an interesting and narrratively significant female character seems to be widely popular, only to realize that actually most people are just going "wow cool sword girlboss" and not um. thinking about her point of view or internal life at all

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

Article published July 14th, 2026

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.