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I canât believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.
Hey, the government? You couldâve texted me. Youâve got GPS; theyâve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.
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People will honestly ask âDoes that poor person deserve food?â but never ask âDoes that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?â
And before you respond with âthe poor person is buying that food with someone elseâs moneyâ, the CEO bought those luxuries with money earned from other peopleâs hard work.
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels
Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms)Â was written by a woman (Lady Muraskaiâs the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide âIsaac Asimovâ reblogs and stick it
even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?
PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didnât even do a frickin google search For Shame
And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.
Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:
Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
Even Isaac Asimov ainât having none of your shit, not even posthumously.
You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.
Got that?
Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it
I have literally been telling people this for over a year.
the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman
The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).
The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.
Women invented language while men were hunting. I meanâŚ
I know what itâs like to forgive someone for treating you poorly and I know what itâs like to stand infront of them, begging them to not hurt you again but watching them do it anyway.
Leave. (via written-on-polaroids)
This is so fuckin funny
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Reblogging for the sentiment but mostly the shades.
New life mantra.
rest assured, rational me and impulsive me are having a fuckin smackdown 24/7 100% of the time
live footage of, me
Masculinity is such a fragile concept.
This is literally my favorite video.
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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Tide got him but heâs ok.
Heâs texting his girl but sheâs not showing up. Is she standing him up?
His best bud just showed up to help him.
Tide is really coming in now, heâs on the phone. Things are getting frantic.
Will she arrive in time? Weâre gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
OH NO!
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WEâRE SHOUTING âDO IT!â
HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.
UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.
ITâS ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!
THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW âWILL SHE SAY YES?â
BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!
I THINK THIS IS IT!
SHEâS APPROACHING!
YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!
OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.
I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon
 u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend
that was the most beautiful thing iâve ever read
In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me âhey did you hear theyâve stopped making socks?â and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.
Donât settle for him because he thinks youâre beautiful and you think no one else will find you beautiful.
Warsan Shire, How I take care of myself. (via perrfectly)
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my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesnât cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well
this kind of spirit is called a church grim
You mean itâs called a good doggie.
this is EXACTLY why representation mattersÂ
