One band one dream babey✨️

wait... u have other mutuals? i thought we were special

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

im no better than squidward

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

5sos is awesome because they have the talent and style to be serious performers and instead they choose to do a lore powerpoint presentation during their concerts

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation