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Buck: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Eddie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Buck: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Christopher: edible
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Buck: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Hen: What?
Bobby: What?
Eddie: What?
Chimney: * pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Chimney, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~
Chimney: ~I'm gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~
Chimney: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~
Chimney: ~I will destroy the fucking Earth.~
Bobby: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Bobby: *Picks up Buck *
Bobby: I’ve only befriended Buck for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
Chimney: Why did you kidnap Eddie !?!?!
Buck : Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... i
Hen : Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Chimney: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
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Eddie, texting: Buck , will you please go to sleep?
Buck , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
Eddie, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Eddie, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Buck , texting: I’m trying
Eddie, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Eddie, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)
Buck: What the fuck.
Buck: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Buck: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy
Chimney: Why are you late?
Hen: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Chimney: Overslept?
Hen: Overslept.
*Eddie staring at Buck*
Hen: I know what you're up to.
Eddie : Really? Because I barely know.
Chimney: Hey Hen?
Hen: Yeah?
Chimney: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Hen:
Hen: ...What.
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Bobby: So, you lied to me?
Buck : That depends on how you define lying.
Bobby: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Buck : Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
Eddie : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Buck : This is a lie.
Buck : I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Buck : HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Maddie : Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Buck: I only like dark humor.
Maddie , turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Buck:
Maddie : An IMPASTA!
Buck, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Eddie: You did WHAT–
Christopher: William Snakepeare
Hen, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!
Chimney, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!
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Bobby: Chimney is late again.
Eddie: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Buck: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Hen: I set his clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Bobby: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Chimney bursts through the door*
Chimney: WHAT TIME IS IT?