Miss Mina

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

breaking an awkward silence on a first date with "soooo, got any weird childhood hangups that deeply influenced you on a psychosexual level?"

For a woman desperately craving connection, I sure do a shitty job of responding to people who reach out to me a lot of the times.

all these pretty girls and you expect me to be straight?

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

Paramore was right. Hard times

QUICK you need to jack off to my selfies and make a mess on your stomach

Never trust an asexual who says “for fuck’s sake.” They do not hold stock in the sake of the fuck they are lying and manipulating you